Gina called out from the kitchen, "Are you performing unnatural acts with that machine again?"

I was too tired to think of an intelligent retort. I snapped the connectors together, and the console lit up.

The screen showed everything as it came through. Eight hours' worth in sixty seconds—most of it an incomprehensible blur, but I averted my gaze anyway. I didn't much feel like reliving any of the night's events, however briefly.

Gina wandered in with a plate of toast; I hit a button to conceal the image. She said, "I still want to know how you can have four thousand terabytes of RAM in your peritoneal cavity, and no visible scars."

I glanced down at the connector socket. "What do you call that? Invisible?"

"Too small. Eight-hundred-terabyte chips are thirty millimeters wide. I looked up the manufacturer's catalogue."

"Sherlock strikes again. Or should I say Shylock? Scars can be erased, can't they?"

"Yes. But… would you have obliterated the marks of your most important rite of passage?"

"Spare me the anthropological babble."

"I do have an alternative theory."

"I'm not confirming or denying anything."

She let her gaze slide over the blank console screen, up to the Repo Man poster on the wall behind it: a motorcycle cop standing behind a dilapidated car. She caught my eye, then gestured at the caption: DON'T LOOK IN THE TRUNK!

"Why not? What's in the trunk!"

I laughed. "You can't bear it anymore, can you? You're just going to have to watch the movie."

"Yeah, yeah."

The console beeped. I unhooked. Gina looked at me curiously; the expression on my face must have betrayed something. "So is it like sex, or more like defecation?"

"It's more like Confession."